All those who desire this noble office of “Worship Leader” (or “Worship Pastor” or “Worship Elder” or “Worship Deacon” if your church subscribes to the three-office view) should watch this Youtube tutorial:
How To Write a Worship Song (in 5 Minutes or Less)
| For a great example of how this tutorial is implemented, listen to the master worship guru. Fast forward to 3:15. |  |
| This worship band is even better-trained than the master worship guru above to write praise songs. |  |
As a Christian, I would vote for a candidate or a proposition that support most, if not all, of the following…
In his own churches, I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science. I’d lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls and church money.
Our Lord Jesus declared that the one-flesh union of one man and one woman in marriage is rooted in creation, and the apostle Paul taught that it refers to the mystery of the gospel (Gen 2:24; Matt 19:4-6; 1 Cor 6:16-17; Eph 5:25-32)
What the Bible says to contradict what many people – especially prosperity gospelers – mean when they say this.
4 thoughts on “Highly Recommended Tutorial for Your Promising 10-Year-Old Worship Leader”
A spoof of reality in evangelical churches.
“remarkably accurate and incredibly sad at same time” If you’re can’t keep up with your juvenilized worship team and mindless worship songs, join us at Trinity Covenant Reformed Church (Imus, Cavite) and Pasig Covenant Reformed Church. Guaranteed to be feed you with the Word & Spirit that nourishes your soul.
Hehe. Started to like blimey cow, Pastor.
Updated with two more pictures…
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